I have not belittled the poor computer recently, but with the recent revival of The Terminator Sarah Conner Chronicles and its tendency to make computers so smart, I thought this would be an interesting test. This test has everything going against the machines, but if they plan on rising up and crushing all of humanity, then they are going to need to be on their game.

Here is President Bush giving a speech about the economic crisis from last week:

I used the Windows XP speech recognition system to transcribe it. See if the computer got anything right:

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Investments and their financial system at risk the decline in housing market selloff of domino effect across our economy like home values find borrowers defaulted on their mortgages and investors holding mortgage backed securities began to incarcerate as losses before long the securities began July of the they were not being bought or sold investors\bear Stearns and Lehman brothers found themselves set with large amounts of assets depend SL a row money needed major media obligations to-face imminent collapse of ice and sells a severe financial from these big banks began holding onto their money and letting China and years of the American financial system began grinding to a halt to the situation becoming more precarious by the day I face a choice to stack better with dramatic government action or stand back and allow the worst possible actions have sought to undermine the financial secure a ball have a strong believer for enterprise July-less stages to oppose government intervention heavily companies that make bad decisions should be allowed to go out of business and the marble circumstances that would follow this course to these are not normal circumstances the market is not functioning properly there’s been a widespread loss of confidence and major sectors of America’s financial system are at risk of shutting down the MS.economic-first morning that immediate action by Congress American to slip into a financial panic and investors and scenario would unfold more nice befell including some in your community the stock market would drop even more which would reduce the value of your retirement can the value of your home confinement foreclosures would rise dramatically an angel investors are far you find it harder and more expensive to get credit for businesses with close our doors and Asian Americans to lose their jobs evenhanded credit issue would be more difficult feeding into law as UNITA Bakar Stanger children to college can ultimately our country the experience a long and painful recession fellow citizens we must not let this happen every shade toward the leaders of them both parties in both houses of Congress to address this problem in the negative message of proposal my administration said to them there is a spirit of cooperation between democrats and republicans imaging congresses in the measures in that spirit and invite senators McCain and I’m bob what usually congressional leaders of both parts at the last mod SBA artist-ish toward a bipartisan bill now I know the economic rescue package will present a cash flow for many members of Congress is difficult to pass a bill that can they still much of the taxpayers hard earned money I also understand the frustration of responsible Americans who pay their mortgages on time file their tax returns Emeryville fifteenth and are reluctant to pay the cost of accesses all Sherry but given the situation we’re facing not passing a bill mal Lacoste these Americans much more later the manager asking how a rescue plan more after much discussion is now widespread agreement on that passable such a plan would include the remove the risk posed by the troubled assets including mortgage backed securities backlog in the financial system is a free-resume the flow of credit to American families and businesses a rescue plan should also be designed to assure that taxpayers are protected issue welcome that dissipation of financial institutions large and small issue Mayster and it failed executives do not receive a windfall from your tax dollars issues that will survive partisan board to oversee the plants implementation to any should be an active cases box in close consultation with treasury Secretary and also Federal reserve chairman member Nancy Nancy Seeger and Chris Cox finance the plan on Friday first the planet is big enough to solve any serious by under our proposal the Federal government would look up to 780 taxpayer dollars on the line departures joblessness are calling in the financial system in the short term visual Freon banks to resume the flow of credit to American families and businesses and this will help our economy grow stack as markets have lost confidence in mortgage backed securities devices and drop shot it devalued many these assets will likely the higher the price because the vast majority of Americans will ultimately pay off their mortgages the government is the one institution with a patient’s and resources to buy these assets and their current low prices and hold them until markets for charging that its money will flow back to the shares raise these assets are sold and we expected much is not all of the tax dollars we invest will be paid back to that question is what does is make your economic future of the primary steps purpose of the staff said that Monday night as a safeguard the financial security of American worsen families and small businesses the Federal government also continues to enforce laws and regulations projecting your money treasury department recently offered government insurers for money market mutual funds into the FDIC every savings account checking into an answer to that of applause is insured by the Federal government $200,000.00 the FDIC’s been in existence for 75 years and always ever loss of any money sure it pauses and this will not change classes crisis is resolved their weekend and AR financial regulatory structures are twenty first century global economy remains regulated largely mandated twenty a century loss recently we CL one company in Russia large his failure jeopardizes the entire financial system earlier this year study jury also propose a book for an it would modernize our financial regulations for example the Federal reserve would be authorized to get closer to the operations of governors across the financial spectrum ensure that their practices develops Redmond overall financial stability there other day is a members of Congress should consider them as they do they must ensure that efforts to regulate Walsh I do not end up handling hair economy’s ability to grow in the long run Americans have good reason to be confident in our economic showings despite Koresh’s in the marketplace in cases of abuse democratic capitalism is the best estimate ever devise is unleashed a tell us in the prototype media analyst for Merrill spirit of our citizens his latest have seen the best place in the world to invest into business day begins our economy the flexibility was angels star shock suggests invest back our economy is facing a moment of great challenge to win over kinds of challenges before and we will work on this one channel in America sometimes get discouraged by the town in Washington and the seemingly endless partisan shovels injury jean and has a real job elected officials rise in the case together with sheldahl once again with Jennifer country man is an issue in tackles problems head on Parlier spending amorgan the great chance toward the body of a background in more car 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Once again, I feel safe from the oppression of AI overlords.

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